don’t be alone doctor…
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously
“I quite like the transitions of being an actor, because you get to explore these little pockets of life.” – Matt Smith - inspired by: x
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
how i flirt: have you seen this tv show
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor

